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Old 05-19-2006, 07:08 PM   #184
littlemanpoet
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littlemanpoet is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.littlemanpoet is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
I am going to sing "Another Brick House in the Shire", by Pink Faramir

In the voice of Farmer Cotton:

We don't need no distribution!
We don't need no voice control!
No dark sarcasm in the Shire,
Sharkey! leave the Shire alone!
Hey Sharkey leave us Hobbits alone!
All in all it's another brick house in the Shire!
All in all it's another brick house in the Shire!

[chorus by all the hobbits of Bywater]

We don't need no distribution!
We don't need no voice control!
No dark sarcasm in the Shire,
Sharkey! leave the Shire alone!
Hey Sharkey leave us Hobbits alone!
All in all it's another brick house in the Shire!
All in all it's another brick house in the Shire!

Sharkey:

He-ey! Eat your meat! He-ey! Eat your meat!
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!?

guitar riff played soulfully by Elempi

Sam sings:

Frodo's sailed across the ocean,
Leaving only memories,
A tale in the Red Book of Westmarch
Frodo, what did you leave me for?
Frodo, what did'ya leave me behind for?
All in all it was a Ring that would have made you fall
All in all it was a Ring that would have made you fall

Sound of gulls crying on a far shore, lights fade, music fades.
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