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narfforc · 05-19-2006, 12:57 AM

Inspector Greybeard: Is your name Baggins.

Frodo: Yes Constable.

Inspector Greybeard: That's Inspector to you sonny, you're in enough trouble as it is without wanting me to get my truncheon out and ruining those girly looks. Now we've had a complaint from a Mr Sauron, it seems you are in possession of some stolen Jewelry. It is no good denying it as we have in our custody a one Mr Smeagol Gollum, who has pointed the finger of blame on you.....

Merry, Pippin and Sam: Quick pretend we are not with him, you only get three meals in prison.........

05-19-2006, 12:57 AM	#10723
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Allo, allo, allo, you're nicked sonny Inspector Greybeard: Is your name Baggins. Frodo: Yes Constable. Inspector Greybeard: That's Inspector to you sonny, you're in enough trouble as it is without wanting me to get my truncheon out and ruining those girly looks. Now we've had a complaint from a Mr Sauron, it seems you are in possession of some stolen Jewelry. It is no good denying it as we have in our custody a one Mr Smeagol Gollum, who has pointed the finger of blame on you..... Merry, Pippin and Sam: Quick pretend we are not with him, you only get three meals in prison......... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.