Well, here goes.
I assign summer vactions. This includes summer paychecks, summer hanging out, summer naps (long, long sunday afternood ones!), and summer not-doing-school!
I assign desserts, especially those with angel food cake, chocolate pudding, whipped cream and oreos.
I assign cats as well. My cat is a fearsome queen, wielding an iron septer in the face of the mousish uprisings.
I assign Mother's Day. That one is self explainatory.
I assign Keith Green, but only becuase he is so freaking goofy. His wacked out weirdness sometimes overcomes his annoying tendancies enough to warrent him a place in the Shire.
I assign O'Henry and his amazing sense of irony. (ooh, and summer readings too).
That's enough for now.