[
Sorry for the long delay in getting this up. I was out of town and then have had to be taking or studying for AP tests ever since I got back.]
*Steps up to the microphone* Today I will sing the Breetles'
Take the Ring, to the tune of The Beatles'
Drive My Car.
I asked young Frodo what he wanted to be,
He said "Gandalf, can't you see?
I want adventures, like uncle Bilbo
Even though I don't know where to go."
Frodo you must take the Ring,
Or aid to Sauron it will bring.
Frodo you must take the Ring,
Or Sauron will get it.
I told Frodo that his prospects were good,
And he said "Gandalf, it's understood
Being a hobbit is all very fine
But will this show me a better time?"
Frodo you must take the Ring,
Or aid to Sauron it will bring.
Frodo you must take the Ring,
Or Sauron will get it.
Hobbits 'n' hobbits, yeah!
Frodo you must take the Ring,
Or aid to Sauron it will bring.
Frodo you must take the Ring,
Or Sauron will get it.
I told young Frodo he could start right away
And he said "Listen Gandalf, I got something to say
I wield no ring and it's breaking my heart
But I am a bearer and that's a start."
Frodo you must take the Ring,
Or aid to Sauron it will bring.
Frodo you must take the Ring,
Or Sauron will get it.
Hobbits 'n' hobbits, yeah!
Hobbits 'n' hobbits, yeah!
Many thanks to my brother for aid in writing this song.