[Gurthang]

Hello. It's good to see everyone again; glad I made it through. As you know, I am Gurthang, and I've got a very special number for you all tonight. It's a tune I first heard from a small-time band I know of from the Shire. I'll be singing in the voices of Pippin, Merry, Frodo, and Sam (yes, all at once). I've seen them perform together often at The Green Dragon, and since that is their favorite spot to sing, they have affectionately earned the name The Bywater Boys. In particualer, I'll be doing one of their most popular tunes, "Hobbiton Girl". (Think "California Girl" by The Beach Boys) So I hope you enjoy it.

Well, North Farthing girls
Are hip
I really dig those
Styles they wear.
And Michel Delving girls
With the way they talk,
They knock me out
When I'm down there.
East Farthing farmer's daughters
Really make you feel alright
And South Farthing girls
With the way they cook,
They keep their boyfriends
Warm at night.

I wish they all could be Hobbiton girls
Wish they all could be Hobbiton
I wish they all could be Hobbiton girls

The West Farthing
Has the sunshine
And the girls all
Get so tanned.
I dig a food-filled picnic
Underneath of the shade
Of the party tree in the sand.
I've been all around this
Homey Shire-land
And I've seen all kind of girls,
Yeah, but I couldn't wait
To get back back to my home.
Back to the cutest girls
In the world.

I wish they all could be Hobbiton girls
Wish they all could be Hobbiton
I wish they all could be Hobbiton girls

I wish they all could be Hobbiton girls
Wish they all could be Hobbiton
I wish they all could be Hobbiton girls
Wish they all could be Hobbiton
I wish they all could be Hobbiton girls