Major sympathies on the sunburn, Fea, from another pale lady. (I once fell asleep in the sun, without sunblock, and had to take three days off work as a result - because I was too burnt to wear clothes. Children and sensitive people recoiled from me for weeks, I was so hideous. I still bear the scars years later, freckles on a previously snowy decolletage.

All definitely assigned to Mordor.)