I assign having meetings that last all day, like yesterday so you don't get a dinnertime and have to do all your shopping today, which is ridiculously busy because a. it's sunny for the first time in months, and b. everyone's in a panic because the city centre will close down at 4pm while Sheffield United have a big parade.
I also assign the woman who spent fifteen minutes fussing with lottery tickets in front of me in the queue in Sainsburys. Cowbag.
I assign worrying about how I'm going to get home from work tonight.
And I assign Snails and slugs again! I have now discovered the joys of copper taping pots of plants in the garden and though it's hideously expensive stuff, its worth it. I spent some happy times on Monday experimenting by watching little snails get electrical shocks and have to turn back from their sadly unfulfilled quests to eat my new petunias. *evil smiley*