[Morai]

*Walks on stage, in gold feminine boots, courtesy of Old Forrest Clothing Inc.* I'm back! And my second selection is derived from the old musical 'Nas Morgul, titled "And When You're good to Shelob" It's the serendade that bad ol' spider sings to orks when they stop by her dwelling.
[SPIDER]
Ask any of the orkies near my cave
They'll tell you I'm the greatest evil gal
I love 'em all and all of them love me
Because the system works
The system called appeasement-ty!!...

Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you're good to Shelob--
Shelob's good to you.

There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Shelob—
She'll do one for you.

They say that food is give for that
And that's the way I feed
So, I deserve a lot of meat
For what I've got to kill
Don't you know that this leg
Sticks to that one too
When you're good to Shelob--
Shelob's good to you!

If you want my service
Pepper my halflings
Spice them up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

When they pass that city
Wraiths contribute too
You put in for Sauron
He won’t put out for you

The eye atop the tower
Is the one the world abhor
So bring me my meat victim, Ork
And I'll send it up yours

Let's all feed together
Like the Mordor crew
When you're feedin' Shelob
Shelob's feedin' you

So what's the one conclusion
I can bring this number to?
When you're good to Shelob
Shelob's good to you!