Gandalf: No, you can NOT borrow my sidewalk chalk! Can't you see I'm using it right now?
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Wizard-tipping became the game of choice for young fell beasts.
OR
Jealous of Gandalf's height advantage, Pippin secretly pays the fell beast to bite off Gandalf's legs.
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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