Drunk flying...
Witch King: He just stepped out in front of me! I didn't see him coming!
Gandalf: I'll sue you into the nothingness that awaits you and your dark master!
OR
Gandalf: And I got this scar from fighting a pyromaniac steward, and this one from the time I was uncloaking at Bilbo’s party and this one…
Witch King: Kill me now!
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