Gandalf: Bilbo, I thought you said we had to be here for the 21st.
Bilbo: Yes...
Gandalf: So why are they still building the darn boat?
Elves on boat: *splosh paint*
Elrond: Hurry up, I'm getting cold!
Bilbo: *checks ticket* Oh, it's the 27th! Will you look at that...
Gandalf/Elrond: *grooaaan*
Hobbits: zzzzz....
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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