Ho hum...This is a tragedy. I greatly enjoyed that young Halflings poetry. Ho hummmm ho!! I can't believe that someone in this here village (wait, what am I doing living in a village? Oh well, I'll figure that out later...) would be as cruel as this and that the legend is real. But the proof is right in front of us. We must catch these hrrruuuummm ducks before they can strike again!! For our dear Diamond!! I promise you, I will find all these Ducks and get revenge for you my friend!! Hooo huuummmmm!!!
I suggest watching those two evil folk as you Men, Dwarves and Elves would call them. There is a far older name for them in the language of Ents, yet it is to long to say. Anyway, what was I saying? Right...We must watch that Orc and Spider. I'm sure they're up to some mischief. Spiders tend to spin webs of lies, definetly watch that one. As for the Orc...what is he doing living amongst us peacable folk? Definetly watch them I will. Hrrrrrrruuuuuuummmmmm!!!
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!Fenris Wolf
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