Frodo: How many times do I have to tell you, Sam? Hair gel in the left cabinet, glue in the right!
Sam: Sorry Mr Frodo.
OR
Gandalf: So I said to him, “You cannot pass. I am a servant of the secret fire! Wielder of the flame of...”
Frodo and Sam: *Snore*
Gandalf: Damn Hobbits.
Or even...
Merry: Should I tell Frodo he still owes me Five Pounds?
Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 04-23-2006 at 11:04 AM.
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