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Hookbill the Goomba · 04-22-2006, 02:58 PM

Here's my take on the Silmarillion as a comedy epic of epic proportions in an epic Epic! ... Its epic-tastic.

Beren = Roan Atkinson (Blackadder, Mr Bean, you know him!)
Luthien = Dawn French.

Sauron = Bob Mortimer
Melkor = Vic Reeves

What? It would be funny! Especially if there was a scene in the Void after the fall o Sauron...

Melko: So... erm... I see you got into the whole ring-making thing again.

Sauro: I told you not to mention that.

Melko: Calm down!

Sauro: You wouldn’t let it lie, would you? You just couldn’t let it lie!

MElko: I would’ve let it lie!

Sauro: But you didn't let it lie!

Melko: I would’ve let it lie if you'd let me let it lie!

Sauro: But you didn't let it Lie!

*Repeat to fade*

04-22-2006, 02:58 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	I like this idea. Here's my take on the Silmarillion as a comedy epic of epic proportions in an epic Epic! ... Its epic-tastic. Beren = Roan Atkinson (Blackadder, Mr Bean, you know him!) Luthien = Dawn French. Sauron = Bob Mortimer Melkor = Vic Reeves What? It would be funny! Especially if there was a scene in the Void after the fall o Sauron... Melko: So... erm... I see you got into the whole ring-making thing again. Sauro: I told you not to mention that. Melko: Calm down! Sauro: You wouldn’t let it lie, would you? You just couldn’t let it lie! MElko: I would’ve let it lie! Sauro: But you didn't let it lie! Melko: I would’ve let it lie if you'd let me let it lie! Sauro: But you didn't let it Lie! Repeat to fade __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...