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Old 04-22-2006, 08:43 AM   #88
Glirdan
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Just then, Sauron entered the room. "MY MOUTH! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!? WHY HAVE WE STOPPED!?" he yelled. Even though he was disappointed that his master had regained his voice, Mouth was exstatic(sp?) that his master had returned.

"Master! You have returned! Thank Er...I mean Morgoth!! But may I ask how you recovered so quickly?"

"WELL, YOU SEE MY MOUTH, REST WAS ALL THAT I NEEDED! I THINK I JUST CAME DOWN WITH A BIT OF SCURVY-GRUNGE."

"Why, that's...wait...what in Morgoth's name is 'Scurvy-grunge'? Wait...don't answer that."

"OK. SO, YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. WHY HAVE WE STOPPED!?" Sauron asked.

-10 Minutes-

"So you see master, this Rat Wraith spirit was just about to tell me about his wonderfully awful plan." Mouth stated.

"WELL, WE DON'T NEED HIS HELP ANYMORE!" and turning to the Rat Wraith he yelled "BEGONE YOU BEGOTTEN SPIRIT! WE DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!"

"SQUEEAAK!!" the spirit yelled in fright and vanished in a purple cloud of green smoke.

"NOW THAT THAT NUISSANCE IS GONE, I SHALL TELL YOU MY PLAN MY MOUTH."
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