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			But if we send the Man-in-the-Moon away too soon, who's to help Roverandom when he gets into trouble? 
 
I would much prefer to get rid of one of the Dorkins - who needs three of them, and what important purpose do they fulfill anyway?  Albert is the second fattest Dorkins, and his short legs make him slow - sounds like a good choice, as he won't be able to run away from capture, right? 
 
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