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Old 04-16-2006, 05:57 PM   #234
Farael
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The mod has finished this death scene.

The villagers woke up the morning after lynching JennyHallu all but convinced that their ranger would have saved them again. They did a quick head-count and noticed there was someone missing this day.

Roa_aoife:”It must be Zali, she declared to be the ranger yesterday, the wereorcs would never let her live”

Azaelia of Willowbottom:”Yes, I’m orc meat already”

[B}Naria[/B]:”But… you are still here, dontcha’ see?”

Azaelia: ”Hey, wait a minute… you are right, I am alive!!”

Nogrod: “Well, so am I, and so is Grendelien as I can see”

Diamond 18: “Guys….”

everyone at the same time: “WHAT?!”

Diamond: “Oh, if you are going to act like that I’m not telling you who is missing”

Findëasëa: “How do you know who the orcs killed last night? Are you a diamond by day and graphite by night?”

(Note of the writer, the chemical composition of diamonds and graphite (pencil lead) is very similar, yet one is a precious stone and the other is a black, cheap thing used to write with)

Diamond: “No, but if you look over there at Spawn’s house, you will notice that the windows are boarded and the door has been replaced by…. What IS that?”

SleepyRanger: “Call me crazy, but it looks like ropes tightly wound together”

The villagers approached Spawn’s house and soon realized the easiest way in would be to cut through the ropes at the door. The knots were tight and it was impossible for the villagers to undo them. Roa_aoife composed what she called an “un-knotting ballad” which was very successful… in enraging two dogs and a bird that was passing by, but made no headway into entering Spawn’s house. Finally, [B]Kitanna[/B[ drew her gate-keeping sword and slashed through the rope. Her first lunge found some unexpected opposition but soon she buried her sword on to the hilt in those wretched ropes. Great would be her surprise when she drew the sword back to find it coated with blood. Desperately, she did her best to clear the ropes, only to find that Dancing Spawn of Ungoliant had been tied to the ropes at the other side.

By her stood a neatly folded paper that said “She could talk her way into the innocent list, but she could not talk her way out of the spider’s net. Too bad she decided to dance rather than to learn how to be a better spider. Your friendly wereorcs.”

Day 3 has started, Dancing Spawn of Ungoliant was killed by the wereorcs over the night.

There are still 2 wereorcs, 1 Ranger and 1 Shaman living.

Caranlondien: aspiring harpist
JennyHallu: Doomsday prophet
Nogrod: unemployed barber.
Grendelien: village whittler
Findëasëa: paleoelfropologist
Celuien:lampwright
Zali: stringer-of-bows
Diamond: Inept Jewel Smith
Kitanna:The town's gate-keeper
Naria:The grower of magnificent flowers
Sleepy A barrel of apples
Legolas in spandex: Legolass (A movie-Legolas impersonator)
Roa_Aoife aspiring ballad writer

Now dead:
FaraelMod: He dyed… erm I mean died.
GlirdanRepentant werewolf : Choked on an apple. No wonder why werewolves are carnivores.
JennyHalluWereorc: Escaped the village, but could not escape the laws of physics.
Dancing Spawn...: Just a merchant: Trapped on a deathly spider’s web.
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