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Birdland, I went to the library to check it out, but no one fell in love with me! Do you think it only works for blondes?!
- from Estelyn Telecontar
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Yeah, who'd a thought it'd be that hard to get someone to jump off a building and give up their eternal place in Heaven for you?
Are the Valar pickier than archangels, or are they just afraid of commitment?