A month after the new advertising campaign appeared, and jewellers still wondered why shoppers were being put off...
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A Hobbit's Tale indeed... the tale of what happens when you buy cheap jewellery and you still haven't removed it after you begin to turn green.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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