Evil Sickness
Mouth looked up just in time to see the Rat Wraiths flying towards Minas Taxi. Just the, Dwarfy flew by and took out a baby dragon and made him shoot a fireball towards the Rat Wraiths. Unfortunately, it engulfed all the Rats that were flying. Their clothes however weer still flying towards Minas Taki and actually landed on it.
"OI! he cried to Sauron, "That’s cheating!"
"Because that wasn't our intention. Sheez!! We are bad guys after all!!" Mouth cried in exaspaeration(sp?). Out of no where, a shower of green smoke came tumbling down from the sky. Mouth and the Trolls saw this time and leapt out of the way. Sauron, on the other hand, was too busy gloating over his evil idea of using the Rats that he didn't see the smoke until it was over top of him. "YES!! EAT OUR LAUNDRY MINAS TAXI!! MWHAHAHA!! WAIT! WHAT IS-
HACK HACK!! THAT STUFF!?
COUGH!! IT'S-IT'S
HACK COUGH VEGETABLES!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo........." he trailed off as he started to faint and he collapsed onto the floor.
"Master!!' Mouth cried and he rushed forward to his Master's side.
"Sire!?" Mouth cried. "Please my lord! Wake up!" And as he spoke, Sauron stirred.
"My Mouth," he whispered (which Mouth was grateful for). "Get me to my room. You will probably have to take over for the next few days. Lead us on
cough cough to victory. I know you can
hack cough do it." With that he slumped over.
"Master? MASTER!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Mouth cried in pain. "How shall I go on without you?? Wait.. No more screaming? Yes!!! My ears are free from pain!! Finally!! Go Mouth! Go Mou-" he got cut off as he saw that his master was starring at him evily.
"I said get me to my room. NOW!!!"
"Errr...Yes my lord. Right away my lord."
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Mouth sat at the steering wheel debating with him on which way he should take. "Hmmm, I could go North-West away from civilization, but that would lead me further away from the Grey-Havens. I could go West but I think post people will be travelling in that direction. Soooo... Rat-Wraiths!" Mouth screamed.
"
Squeeeaaak?"
"Take us South-West, immeadiately!!"
"Squeeeeaaak!"
"Excellent!! I'm liking this head-honcho position. Wierd green smoke should fall from the sky more often!!! Mwha! Mwahaha! MWHAHAHAH-
COUGH COUGH!! I wonder how master can laugh like that??...."