"Well, maybe the plumbing backed up a little, but most of this 'ere food still looks good!"
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The Watcher in the Water's hobbit trap was working perfectly. As soon as they touched the glue-covered food, they would be his. Let Boromir and Legolas try to save them NOW!!
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Even after global warming occurred, the slaughterhouse was still a fun place to play.
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Normally when a drowning man sees his life flashing before his eyes, he becomes afraid. Not so for Merry and Pippin...
"Remember that turkey? I ate that!"
"OOH! Yes! And there's the mutton we had at your grandma's house last Thursday!"
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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