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Old 04-04-2006, 01:55 PM   #10243
Maeggaladiel
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Maeggaladiel has just left Hobbiton.
"Well, maybe the plumbing backed up a little, but most of this 'ere food still looks good!"


OR

The Watcher in the Water's hobbit trap was working perfectly. As soon as they touched the glue-covered food, they would be his. Let Boromir and Legolas try to save them NOW!!

OR

Even after global warming occurred, the slaughterhouse was still a fun place to play.

OR

Normally when a drowning man sees his life flashing before his eyes, he becomes afraid. Not so for Merry and Pippin...

"Remember that turkey? I ate that!"

"OOH! Yes! And there's the mutton we had at your grandma's house last Thursday!"
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