Saruman
Description: You are a sleazy backroom dealer whose only interest is in securing the best possible advantage for yourself and to hell with anyone else. Sure, you may look like a companionable sort – what with your love of creature comforts and apparently winning ways – but when it gets right down to it you are only ever looking out for number one. You don’t have any friends because nobody is good enough or smart enough to deserve your friendship.
Truer than I would like to admit but I think Fordim once cast me as Shelob...