Guy to right of Bean: Hmm. That’s a really nice cloak. I think I'll steal it... Wait, no! Then it'll be Boromir uncloaked.
OR
Guy in hat: Sorry, you must be this high to enter Osgiliath.
Bean: Ha ha! Shorty!
Or yet
Guy in hat: Sorry, you must be this high to enter Osgiliath.
PJ: Way ahead of you.