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Originally Posted by JennyHallu
I wish Sauron's forces were defeated by Eskimos.
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Granted. But when it is reported in "The Gondorian Herald" they state; "Eskimos see off Sauron!" But, as we all know, Eskimos prefer to be called 'Inuits' (is that how you spell it?). And so they lay siege to Gondor and leave it in ruins and so take over Middle Earth in the fashion.
I wish Tom Bombadill had a large collection of wigs that he showed to everyone he met.