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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
I wish Wormtoung had been REALY FAT!
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Well I suppose I may be alone in this, but I thought both the idea of Elvish microtext, and "Have a nice day" being written on a sword WAS comic and ironic.
Oh well, I'll grant your wish anyway. *POOF*
Wormtongue was a large beach ball of a man, and resembled nothing so much as a
Weeble. Instead of throwing the Palantir out of Orthanc, he threw himself, bouncing cheerfully down the stairs, squishing Gandalf and the company, and floating merrily away upon the waters released by the Ents. Saruman gave him a promotion, and Gandalf&Co. were reinflated only after intensive research and development.
I wish Legolas had been a girl.