Frodo just couldn't handle the intenseness of Listerine!
Or...
Frodo regretted not having flossed when his teeth dissolved.
Or...
Oh come on, he is
so faking it...
Or...
Fro: If anyone makes another Uncloaked joke, I'll be sick!
Or...
Fro v.o.: And I don't know what kinda doo-doo meats was in that gumbo, but I had ta PYOOOKE!