Balrogs in 'bling'? Gandalf with a Marks and Spencer's bag? Lembas replaced my Big Macs? And now this! No wonder people were confused as to what time setting Jackson wanted the films to be in.
OR
Denethor: And Bring me some
Barrow B-O!
Or even:
Denethor: That Gandalf is so stupid and ungentlemanly. Not like me. I'm an inteli-gent!