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FIRST GUARD: (smiling smugly) Oh, you'll be here for the All-Gondor Biggest Stick Contest, right?
(Gandalf frowns portentously, looking at his meagre staff compared to the guard's spear. He speaks a Word of Power and it triples in length.)
SECOND GUARD: Nice attempt, wizard, but mine's still longer...
(Gandalf storms off.)
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter
-Il Lupo Fenriso
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