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Celuien, how could I forget? Fight fire with fire...
Amandil's a sailor, which casts grave doubts on his masculinity.
His family are all useless, except Anarion.
He doesn't have any decent swords.
His title is stupid. Andunie? Sounds like a laxative.
And Amandil sounds like Amanda. Girly. Ha. Nyah.
Imagine Amandil talking to his great-great-great-children:
"So, Elendil cut down Sauron, Isildur nicked the ring, and you..."
"I got drowned." Loser!
He's obviously suicidal. He had no hope of getting to Valinor. He can't want to be on this show. Let's give him what he wants...
There. I've now uttered nine Sauce-worthy idiocies, er, I mean, cogent arguments.
Let's see if they bring home the votes...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter
-Il Lupo Fenriso
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