An average April 2 starts out.......
...then suddenly!!!
Gandalf: HAHAHAHA! UNCLOAKING IN RATH DIENIN!!!
Guard: NOOO! Do not desecrate the dead with the nudity of a wizard!
Gandalf: Just kidding. See? Im wearing undergarments. Alatar's the one whose gonna streak.
Guard: Eww, really? Wait...he came back form the East!?
Gandalf: No, I killed him.
Guard: !?
Gandalf: You Gondorians are fools; perhaps you are related to a Peregrin Took?
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Civic (second generation)