Beware the Ides of March Pt 2
For the second time in less than a year the inhabitants of Midsomer Mawlin realised that the inhabitant of Nemesia Cottage was inexplicably missing. Noone answered the door. A check at the window showed a figure slumped over the desk.
Feanor of the Peredhil got the door open "Go go gadget Skeleton key"
Mithalwen was dead. A witless silence fell momentarily then things got very noisy.
Kuruharan and Azaelia of Willowbottom, both ex-CID started to argue about who had seniority.
Boromir88 once of the FBI started to make notes on his tape recorder.
The debate about who was to lead the investigation got hotter...
"As a world renowned cryptologist I am expert at solving clues...."said Mormegil.
"As Professor of Pathology, I can best explain cause of Death" said Oddwen her voice getting more Irish accented as her temper flared.
"As a brilliant diagnostician I could do better" countered Kitanna, leaning on her cane as she swallowed Vicadin.
"As a member of Her Majesty's Secret Service, I should lead " said Sleepy Ranger.
"As a feisty 17 year old californian, I say we should stop arguing" said Diamond 18, "this is no ordinary murder".
"I agree" said Jenny Hallu cleaning her thick rimmed glasses, I think this is supernatural, when I travelled in the Mystery Machine I saw lots of creepy stuff.
Gil-Galad the eccentric heir to Wayne Manor covered the body with his cape.
"I think we need to use our leetle grey cells" said Nogrod (who thought he was French but actually was Belgian).
"In which case I need a pint" said Kuraharan. "So do I", said Azealia the local detective. "It seems the werewolves are back - lets go and discuss this in the Pub."
Firefoot was too stunned to follow for a moment - the writer had left Cabot Cove to avoid this kind of thing. Seemingly that was not possible.
OK guys .... it is all yours. I will give you 24 hours but if a majority (ie 7) agree, I will post the lynching earlier...
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace
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