Frodo: Look, I think this has gone on long enough!
Four hours after the end of the battle of the Black Gate, these four Orcs were still waiting to get to Mordor.
Orc1: I told you we should have got a taxi.
OR
Orc1: Are you sure this is a real bus stop? We've been here for 5 days.
Orc2: We're not moving! As soon as we do, three Busses will come all at once!