Frodo was always a little camera shy:
Camera-man's helper-guy: "Come on, smile! Look at the, er... shiny cylinder thing!"
OR
Elijah: "Bubble gum? A laser pen?!"
PJ: "Yeah, and here's a flourescent(sp) light. Now: Action!"
Elijah: ?????
OR
Frodo stands entranced as the media creates horrible stories about him:
Media Guy 1: "Bag End resident charged with large scale dirt theft!"
Media Guy 2: "Hobbit caught carrying concealed weapon!"
Media Guy 3: "Frodo Baggins found standing beside large pile of illegal drugs!"
Media Guy 4: "Hobbit seen at the scene of mass toilet-papering crime!"
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