But being more serious Morsul,
why don't we try a small part first? Let's pick a scene, get people involved and make some dealings with the roles - just to try it out. Then everyone just make their parts and mail it to the one to do the "cutting" (in this case "getting together" could be a better word), and see what comes out... A couple of pages to start with and see (hear!), how it goes?
And I will admit now, I have a music-making software on my computer. So if no-one else is ready to give it a try, I might. I can adjust the voices (add basses or high pitches, add effects etc.) and so on. At least for a trial version - just to see, if it works. I'd be happy to give that role to someone more inspired - and having more time with this kind of an errand. But we could start with my machine, with a trial. I think, there will be many problems to be solved before we get anything good enough to share with our BD -friends...
So you, Morsul, pick the scene, with quite some characters in it, all the people intrested make their parts, sending them to me, and then I combine them to a story that could be shared between us to begin with.
Then we see, if that should be continued...
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PS: The name of this thread probably won't attract the best possible actors...