The discovery of the first natural source of candy floss.
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Forget the spider....
Frodo: Eeek! A mouse!
Crew: *panic!*
Guy: Quick Frodo, hit it with this!
Spider round the corner: Hey, that was my dinner! Oh well, guess I'll have to settle for Hobbit instead.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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