I've got a post up, at any rate... and I really do know how a horse crosses a river. I used to be facinated by that sort of thing.
But I can't post to do that, anyway. Eostre's not strong enough, physically. Heh. The day seems to be a nice day, though, and I doubt there's been any melting to get enough of a rush. The current should be relatively smooth. Though it's getting close to winter... there could be some ice in the river.