Aragorn recieved terrible news that his prog-rock band, The Hazel Dancing Horses and The Man Who Walked A Lot were being dropped by One Eye Records...
A: Why?! You can't do this to us!
Record Rep.: Sorry, if those horses eat one more sound system you'll be singing a different tune... Besides, your name doesn't sell and you seriously need to bathe...
~ Aesthete
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