Ian: Hmm. These flowers are nice.
Guy: Take 36!
Ian: Really? Oh, thanks! I only need 4...
OR
After Gandalf was suspected of stealing Denethor's dressing gown, the steward hired the nearest camera crew available... lets just say they were less than subtle.
Cameraman: We’ll have to do it again, Gandalf, we couldn’t see your hands as you picked up that bowl of flowers.
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