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In the deep dark of Moria Aragorn's poor hygene came in handy.
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Aragorn: "Okay Theoden, this really isn't funny anymore. Let is into Helms Deep or I'll clean my hand off on Legolas' tunic and you'll be forced to deal with the squealing and pleas for oxy-clean."
Legolas: "Yeah! Wait... what, huh?"
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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