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Bouncer at Moria: "You're not coming in tonight lads, sorry. It's no students."
Aragorn: "We look like students?"
Bouncer: "You've got long hair, you're wearing a ripped leather jacket and you've got a road saftey lantern on your head because it looks 'funny'..."
Aragorn" Is the union bar open, lads?"
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Gordon's alive!
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