[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Much as I dislike deterring the participation of our more astute members, neither of those is right. Top marks for deviousness, though.

No, I'm afraid that referring to myself might be a little too obscure these days, at least until I can work out some way of posting more regularly. As for Saucepan, he's been mentioned in this thread so many times that I expect his ears are heating his office. I thought perhaps I ought to give him a rest. Still, you might remember this member. I thought it was a great nick when I first saw it.