You know, I wouldn't put it past
Squatter to refer to himself. And he is not on the first page. Let's see... suspicious tea. Well, a spectre of decay would definitely produce a suspicious oozy 'tea-like' fluid. But that is a stretch--or perhaps I should say, stinker.
On the other hand, a suspicious tea could well be a from of prohibited substance, and we all know who carries around all those pots with him. But
The Saucepan Man is indeed on the first page.
Well, that's all the time I have to devote to silliness.