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Kuruharan · 02-19-2006, 02:55 PM

Announcer: And we're back with Middle-earth Television's (MET's) live coverage of the finals of Hobbit Survivor brought to you by Sigin-tarâg Resorts and Casinos. “We’re the cure for that pile of money burning a hole in your pocket!” That is Sigin-tarâg Resorts and Casinos, available all across Middle-earth. I’m joined here in the booth by my good buddy Bob and I’d like to welcome our new addition to the group, our sideline reporter Amanda.

Sideline Reporter: Thanks Cliff. I would give you an update on the action, but I have a feeling that none of the members of F.A.T. or R.E.A.L. F.A.T. have even noticed that I’m talking. The members of H.A.G. are probably trying to change the channel. So I’ll just toss it back up to you for the highlights.

Announcer: And what highlights they are too…oh, you mean what has been happening. Sorry. I thought you meant your highlights. What has been happening Bob?

Color Commentator: Well, for an update on that, I’ll just toss it down to Amanda, our sideline reporter.

Sideline Reporter: Cliff, I get the idea that I’m going to be providing the useful analysis and information while the two of you just sit up there and stammer and drool?

Announcer, Color Commentator: Sounds like a plan!!

Sideline Reporter: Elu Ancalime has cast the second vote for Smaug. Given prior history, this has to be one of the most predicable moves in the history of television. The audience is bored to tears and my boyfriends…I mean, the producers have had yet another series of panic attacks. However, mormegil has actually succeeded in doing something surprising and…

Announcer: That’s enough talking out of you. Don’t you realize I’m paid by the number of words I say? Bob, what do you make of this new move?

Color Commentator: What? Oh…ummm…I think the coach should have gone for it. Fourth and one in opposing territory is a makeable play and if your running game isn’t up to that you probably don’t deserve to win anyway.

Announcer punches out Color Commentator

Announcer: We’ll be right back after these commercial messages.

02-19-2006, 02:55 PM	#1039
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Announcer: And we're back with Middle-earth Television's (MET's) live coverage of the finals of Hobbit Survivor brought to you by Sigin-tarâg Resorts and Casinos. “We’re the cure for that pile of money burning a hole in your pocket!” That is Sigin-tarâg Resorts and Casinos, available all across Middle-earth. I’m joined here in the booth by my good buddy Bob and I’d like to welcome our new addition to the group, our sideline reporter Amanda. Sideline Reporter: Thanks Cliff. I would give you an update on the action, but I have a feeling that none of the members of F.A.T. or R.E.A.L. F.A.T. have even noticed that I’m talking. The members of H.A.G. are probably trying to change the channel. So I’ll just toss it back up to you for the highlights. Announcer: And what highlights they are too…oh, you mean what has been happening. Sorry. I thought you meant your highlights. What has been happening Bob? Color Commentator: Well, for an update on that, I’ll just toss it down to Amanda, our sideline reporter. Sideline Reporter: Cliff, I get the idea that I’m going to be providing the useful analysis and information while the two of you just sit up there and stammer and drool? Announcer, Color Commentator: Sounds like a plan!! Sideline Reporter: Elu Ancalime has cast the second vote for Smaug. Given prior history, this has to be one of the most predicable moves in the history of television. The audience is bored to tears and my boyfriends…I mean, the producers have had yet another series of panic attacks. However, mormegil has actually succeeded in doing something surprising and… Announcer: That’s enough talking out of you. Don’t you realize I’m paid by the number of words I say? Bob, what do you make of this new move? Color Commentator: What? Oh…ummm…I think the coach should have gone for it. Fourth and one in opposing territory is a makeable play and if your running game isn’t up to that you probably don’t deserve to win anyway. Announcer punches out Color Commentator Announcer: We’ll be right back after these commercial messages. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...