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Cúdae · 11-10-2002, 09:09 PM

Here's a couple of mine:

My teacher was sending me to "visit" the principal, so I replied "Because I greatly desired to speak with him..." In my best impression of Celeborn.

One must kick my locker with a steel toe boot (which I have and wear often for this reason) to get it to open, but one day, nothing would work so I started yelling "Mellon!" everyone just stared and a few of the LOTR fans just smiled and shook their heads sadly at me.

I have a very short friend who grew about two inches over the course of the past month, so one day I went up to her and said "You have grown Halfling." She did not find it very funny...

I speak French fluently, so when a French exchange student came to stay with my family, I was thrilled. Well, we were speaking together one day and she said something to my brother in French. My brother (who does not speak French) asked me to translate. I said: "She said, 'You breathe so loudly she could shoot you in the dark.'"

11-10-2002, 09:09 PM	#28
Cúdae Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 160	Here's a couple of mine: My teacher was sending me to "visit" the principal, so I replied "Because I greatly desired to speak with him..." In my best impression of Celeborn. One must kick my locker with a steel toe boot (which I have and wear often for this reason) to get it to open, but one day, nothing would work so I started yelling "Mellon!" everyone just stared and a few of the LOTR fans just smiled and shook their heads sadly at me. I have a very short friend who grew about two inches over the course of the past month, so one day I went up to her and said "You have grown Halfling." She did not find it very funny... I speak French fluently, so when a French exchange student came to stay with my family, I was thrilled. Well, we were speaking together one day and she said something to my brother in French. My brother (who does not speak French) asked me to translate. I said: "She said, 'You breathe so loudly she could shoot you in the dark.'" __________________ "And if you listen very hard/ The tune will come to you at last/ When all are one and one is all/ To be a rock and not to roll." --Led Zeppelin "Stairway to Heaven"