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Old 02-16-2006, 04:19 PM   #454
Meneltarmacil
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The villagers led Gil-Galad and Garin to the gallows. Two would die that Day.

"Notice the right angles formed by the boards here?" And the right triangle up here?" Gil pointed out. "These shapes are clearly gasp...choke...gaggggg..."

He hadn't transformed at all. The villagers turned to Garin.

"This way, Wolf," The Saucepan Man ordered.

"I'm no wolf," Garin firmly replied. "You're falsely accusing me."

As if on cue, his pigs rushed to his defense and leaped upon Saucepan and dancing spawn, while mormegil pulled out an elvish dagger and threatened Nilpaurion Felagund.

Glirdan, however, appeared on the scene. He shot the pigs wih his hunting arrows, allowing Saucepan and spawn to rush morm.

Turning to Garin, however, the surviving villagers noticed that during the fight, Garin had sprouted fur and fangs. The wolf charged at them.

However, he ran right off a cliff and landed on the rocky shore far below.

The last wolf was dead, and the village saved. Everyone cheered... except for mormegil, who had been a Cobbler in his spare time and had wanted so much for the wolves to eat everyone.

Living:
mormegil (Cobbler)- Elven smith
Nilpaurion Felagund (Ordinary Villager)- Escaped thrall from Tol-in-Gaurhoth
dancing spawn of ungoliant (Ordinary Villager)- Florist
The Saucepan Man (Ordinary Villager)- Earnest and learned young man of the law
Glirdan (Hunter)- Crazy guy down the street

Dead:
Meneltarmacil (Moderator): Speared by wolves on Night 1
AbercrombieOfRohan (Ordinary Villager): Treed and crushed by villagers on Day 1
Aiwendil (Ordinary Villager): Crushed by a tree chopped down by the werewolves onto his house on Night 2
Shelob (Ordinary Villager): Hung by villagers on Day 2
Valier (Ordinary Villager): Coconutted by wolves on Night 3
WaynetheGoblin (Ordinary Villager): Hung on a +9 Rope of Lynching by villagers on Day 3
Cailín (Ranger): Drowned by wolves on Night 4
Naria (Werewolf): Fought to death by villagers and pigs on Day 4
Márcolië Lamen (Ordinary Villager): Cooked into spaghetti and eaten by wolves on Night 5
the guy who be short (Werewolf): Became the wolf who be lynched by villagers on Day 5
malkatoj (Seer): Blown up by wolf on Night 6
Kath (Ordinary Villager): Almost Monty Pythoned, but impatiently hung by villagers on Day 6
Formendacil (Ordinary Villager): Crushed by falling books due to wolf on Night 7
Gil-Galad (Ordinary Villager): Lynched by villagers on Day 7
Garin (Werewolf): Driven off cliff by villagers on Day 7

Wolves: 0
Villagers: 5

Villagers Win!
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