Frodo is carrying a miniatrue computer.
Faramir: Are you using MapQuest again??
Frodo: Yes, and it says we turned the wrong way....again.
Faramir: Curse you MapQuest!!!
or
Frodo: We were playing hide-and-seek!! Not cut off Frodo's finger!!! That's the game I play with Gollum!! Sheez. Can't you Gondorians get anything right??