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Grima: Look what you've done!! You've gotten us all the way to Rohan! How in Eru's name did you manage that!?
Eowyn: Simple! I used MapQuest!!
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If Grima had known that Eowyn was a Wolf, maybe he wouldn't have asked her if her bed had gotten taller. (Play off of Maeggaladiel)
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!Fenris Wolf
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