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Gurthang · 02-11-2006, 02:01 PM

For the Denethor Picture.

Denethor seriously begins to think that his life is being filmed just like on The Truman Show.
Denethor: "What's this cameraman doing right in the middle of the hall?"
Faramir: "Dad, that's just a lifelike statue. Stop acting weird."
Denethor:

?

Now, to the Legolas picture.

Gandalf: "Hey, Legolas, where is Gimli?"
Legolas: "I have not the heart to tell you; for me the grief is still too near."
Gimli: "Stop calling me grief!"

OR

Little known to everyone, Legolas was very far-sighted. He could see the orcs halfway to Isengard, but cannot see what's in front of his face. See how he stuffed Gimli into his quiver, thinking him an arrow!

02-11-2006, 02:01 PM	#9549
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Better late than never, er,.... bah, whatever. For the Denethor Picture. Denethor seriously begins to think that his life is being filmed just like on The Truman Show. Denethor: "What's this cameraman doing right in the middle of the hall?" Faramir: "Dad, that's just a lifelike statue. Stop acting weird." Denethor: ? Now, to the Legolas picture. Gandalf: "Hey, Legolas, where is Gimli?" Legolas: "I have not the heart to tell you; for me the grief is still too near." Gimli: "Stop calling me grief!" OR Little known to everyone, Legolas was very far-sighted. He could see the orcs halfway to Isengard, but cannot see what's in front of his face. See how he stuffed Gimli into his quiver, thinking him an arrow! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God. Last edited by Gurthang; 03-20-2006 at 01:18 PM.