Unfortunately, Child, I don't think we have any record of vegetarian hobbits...but we do have vegetarian dishes they would probably enjoy.
Fried or sauteed mushrooms; seed, oat, or nut-cakes; I bet they would enjoy potatoes, cubed, seasoned, and fried or baked with thinly sliced onion in some butter or lard, (or olive or vegetable oil if you're trying to cook it yourself without clogging an artery) until tender.
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