While I am in grouchy old bag mode..
I assign to Mordor:
"Baby on Board"/"Child on Board" labels on cars. So what? I wasn't actually planning to ram your car ...
Tights that despite costing £5 a pair, ladder as you put them on for the first time or decide to roll down at the worst possible moments.
The magnetic force that white shirts exert on coffee and new clothes exert on any indelible substance that happens to be in the vicinity.
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace
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